dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me